greatquotes

Ongoing…

2024

I just want to be left alone

–Tuesday’s Gone, Lynryd Shyrdyrd

Be nice. It don’t cost nothin’.

— Angelo Dundee

You can thank me later

— Me

We’re all psychos bro

Can’t we all just get along?

— Rodney King, 1992

Leave – the – kid – alone.

— The Wanderers

1961

Circa 1780

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

— Benjamin Franklin

I wasn’t thinking that way this morning, Ben.

— Ozzie

I’ll agree with that

The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks

— Larry Romano

That’s terrible, Larry

Don’t be an idiot

— Me

Don’t be a parcunt

— Me

So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside of me for nine months and then give birth to it?

Yes.

Because of your religious beliefs.

Yes.

Is that what you’re proposing?

Yes.

I don’t think so.

— Me and Uncle Vince

And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated.

Not yet, anyway.

Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick. Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass.

— Me

Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm.

— Prince

The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get.

— Harry Klemash

I agree with that, Harry.

Some people’s voices and songs sing to you. That’s just the way it is, baby.