greatquotes

Ongoing… forever

It’s 2024, I’m 57

And STILL the middleweight champ of the world! : )

When you stop saying I, and start saying We, you are officially a parcunt!

Pronounced par coont!

I’m gonna try to live forever, wish me luck

We’re all a part of he same hypocrisy, Senator.

–Pacino as Michael in The Godfather Part II

Judge not lest ye be judged.

We’re not here for the isms

–Me

There is something to be said…

about everything.

Yayeahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I aint buying that for a second.

–Ozzie

Circa 1780

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

— Benjamin Franklin

I wasn’t thinking that way this morning, Ben.

— Ozzie

I’ll agree with that

–Me

The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks.

— Larry Romano

That’s terrible, Larry

Don’t be an idiot

— Me

Don’t be a parcunt

Whatever you do, please don’t become a parcunt.

I just want to be left alone

–Tuesday’s Gone, Leonard Skinnard

Be nice. It don’t cost nothin’.

— Angelo Dundee

You can thank me later

— Me

We’re all psychos bro

–Stephen

Can’t we all just get along?

— Rodney King, 1992

Leave – the – kid – alone.

— The Wanderers

1961

— Ozzie

I’ll agree with that

So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside me for nine months and then give birth to it?

Yes.

Because of your religious beliefs?

Yes.

Is that what you’re proposing?

Yes.

I don’t think so, brother.

— Me and Uncle Vince

Don’t be an idiot

— Me

Don’t be a parcunt

— Me

Death is not to be feared.

— Banjo 11/08/24

DOGS

Jack is my favorite of all-time.

He’s like Oscar on steroids.

1) JACK

2) OSCAR

3) CRICKET

4) BANJO

5) PIERRE

I don’t like flying.

But I love dogs.

And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated.

Not yet, anyway.

Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick.

Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass.

— Me

Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm.

— Prince

The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get.

— Harry Klemash

I agree with that, Harry.

The most beautiful thing in life is the difference between man and woman.

–Harry Klemash

Some people’s voices and songs just sing to you. That’s the way it is, kid.