I just want to be left alone

–Tuesday’s Gone, Lynryd Shyrdyrd

Be nice. It don’t cost nothin’.

— Angelo Dundee

You can thank me later

— Me

We’re all psychos bro

Can’t we all just get along?

— Rodney King, 1992

Leave – the – kid – alone.

— The Wanderers


Circa 1780

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

— Benjamin Franklin

I wasn’t thinking that way this morning, Ben.

— Ozzie

I’ll agree with that

The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks

— Larry Romano

That’s terrible, Larry

Don’t be an idiot

— Me

Don’t be a parcunt

— Me

So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside of me for nine months and then give birth to it?


Because of your religious beliefs.


Is that what you’re proposing?


I don’t think so.

— Me and Uncle Vince

And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated.

Not yet, anyway.

Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick. Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass.

— Me

Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm.

— Prince

The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get.

— Harry Klemash

I agree with that, Harry.

Some people’s voices and songs sing to you. That’s just the way it is, baby.