Ongoing…
I aint buying that for a second.
–Ozzie
Circa 1780
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
— Benjamin Franklin
I wasn’t thinking that way this morning, Ben.
— Ozzie
I’ll agree with that
The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks
— Larry Romano
That’s terrible, Larry
Don’t be an idiot
— Me
Don’t be a parcunt
Whatever you do, please don’t become a parcunt.
2024
I just want to be left alone
–Tuesday’s Gone, Leonard Skinnard
Be nice. It don’t cost nothin’.
— Angelo Dundee
You can thank me later
— Me
We’re all psychos bro
Can’t we all just get along?
— Rodney King, 1992
Leave – the – kid – alone.
— The Wanderers
1961
— Ozzie
I’ll agree with that
So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside of me for nine months and then give birth to it?
Yes.
Because of your religious beliefs?
Yes.
Is that what you’re proposing?
Yes.
I don’t think so, brother.
— Me and Uncle Vince
The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks
— Larry Romano
That’s terrible, Larry
Don’t be an idiot
— Me
Don’t be a parcunt
— Me
And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated.
Not yet, anyway.
Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick. Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass.
— Me
Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm.
— Prince
The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get.
— Harry Klemash
I agree with that, Harry.
Some people’s voices and songs sing to you. That’s just the way it is, baby.