Ongoing… forever
I’m 57
And STILL the middleweight champ of the world! : )
When you stop saying I, and start saying We, you are officially a parcunt!
Pronounced par coont!
Parcunt is a good word
I’m gonna try to live forever, wish me luck
The kids are our offspring. I have faith in them.
–Me
I’m not gonna worry about what happens in the afterlife. I gotta worry about now. While I’m still alive.
I need groceries, bills have to get paid
–Uncle Vince
We’re all a part of he same hypocrisy, Senator.
–Pacino as Michael in The Godfather Part II
Judge not lest ye be judged.
We’re not here for the isms
–Me
There is something to be said…
about everything.
Yayeahhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I aint buying that for a second.
–Ozzie
Circa 1780
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
— Benjamin Franklin
I wasn’t thinking that way this morning, Ben.
— Ozzie
I’ll agree with that
–Me
The majority of the people walking the earth are stupid, self-centered, uniformed, ignorant fucks.
— Larry Romano
That’s terrible, Larry
Don’t be an idiot
— Me
Don’t be a parcunt
Whatever you do, please don’t become a parcunt.
I just want to be left alone
–Tuesday’s Gone, Leonard Skinnard
Be nice. It don’t cost nothin’.
— Angelo Dundee
You can thank me later
— Me
Drinking is good
We’re all psychos bro
–Stephen
Can’t we all just get along?
— Rodney King, 1992
Leave – the – kid – alone.
— The Wanderers
1961
— Ozzie
I’ll agree with that
So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside me for nine months and then give birth to it?
Yes.
Because of your religious beliefs?
Yes.
Is that what you’re proposing?
Yes.
I don’t think so, brother.
— Me and Uncle Vince
Don’t be an idiot
— Me
Don’t be a parcunt
— Me
Death is not to be feared.
— Banjo 11/08/24
DOGS
Jack is my favorite of all-time.
He’s like Oscar on steroids.
1) JACK
2) OSCAR
3) CRICKET
4) BANJO
5) PIERRE
I don’t like flying.
But I love dogs.
And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated.
Not yet, anyway.
Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick.
Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass.
— Me
Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm.
— Prince
The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get.
— Harry Klemash
I agree with that, Harry.
The most beautiful thing in life is the difference between man and woman.
–Harry Klemash
Some people’s voices and songs just sing to you. That’s the way it is, kid.