Ongoing… forever
These are the paper towel writings…
| The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. –Eleanor Roosevelt |
| I’ve worked on computer codes and mortgages for the past 20 plus years. These thoughts and quotes are a much needed creative break from the numbers. |
| I’ll never go back to the parcoontness. Never. I agree 01/08/2025 |
| Lets go back to 1988 Stephen went to LA to visit Rodney They were smoking crack and it destroyed both of their lives Tragedies |
| On the bright side, it’s 2025 |
| Stephen is a book unto himself |
| Nobody in the world wants to talk to me tonight |
| Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. –Victor Hugo |
| I’m 57 And STILL the middleweight champ of the world! : ) |
| When you stop saying I, and start saying We, you are officially a parcoont! |
| I’m gonna try to live forever, wish me luck |
| I raised my daughters not to be scandalous whores! — Larry Romano |
| I’m not gonna worry about what happens in the afterlife. I gotta worry about now. While I’m still alive. I need groceries, bills have to get paid… –Uncle Vince |
| The kids are our offspring. I have faith in them. They’re not rotten. They’re not stupid. They’re better than us. Hopefully. |
| Judge not lest ye be judged. –The Sermon on the Mount |
| There is something to be said… about everything. |
| YAYEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! –Stephen K |
| We’re not here for the isms |
| I promise to make a conscious effort to start believing in romance again someday |
| We’re all psychos bro –Stephen K |
| Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy — Benjamin Franklin |
| Can’t we all just get along? — Rodney King 1992 |
| So if I get raped and impregnated, I have to carry the psycho rapist’s demon seed inside me for nine months and then give birth to it? Yes. Because of your religious beliefs? Yes. That’s what you’re proposing? Yes. I don’t think so. — Me and Uncle Vince 2024 And I’m a man, I can’t get impregnated. Not yet, anyway. |
| Don’t be an asshole. Don’t be a prick. Don’t be a pompous, arrogant ass. |
| The fuckin you get aint worth the fuckin you get. — Harry K |
| Some people’s voices and songs just touch you. That’s the way it is, kid. |
| The most beautiful thing in life is the difference between man and woman. –Harry K |
| These news broads are starting to look hot with the masks! (sometime during Covid) |
| Thinking some people were true has been a mistake I’ve made too often, and it will probably happen again. |
| Magnificent is a good word. |
| Keep moving forward. It’s called progress. |
| My primary objective for many years was to get the hottest girl alive. And on some days, it still is! Keep going, Christian I will |
| You and I may die today. But let’s hope not. |
| Basement, Mancave, Office, whatever you wanna call it, is a sacred place. |
| 04/24/2020. On day whatever this is of the Coronavirus pandemic, I know one thing: I gotta get laid! |
| Someone left the cake out in the rain! –Donna Summer It wasn’t me. |
| You can’t sell advice and people won’t buy wisdom. –Mommy |
| We all think we’re the greatest. |
| The two things men think about most often are: 1) Women 2) Women –Me And women think about men just as often, if not more. Don’t kid yourself. –Aunt Helene |
| You can preach all you want to your kids, but sometimes they just don’t want to hear it. And neither did I. |
| I’ve started writing to myself. 12/05/2018 |
| I have 10 pairs of the same jeans. |
| You will find your way. You have no other choice. |
| He has at least two Tuesday’s Gones and one Yellow Ledbetter left in him. –Vinnie M |
| I don’t want intimacy. –Mark Chick |
| I like my life. Divorced. Girlfriend just broke up with me. Free man! 2018 |
| Tuesday’s still gone. With the wind! |
| It’s just you and me out here alone again tonight. And by you and me, I mean me. |
| You are your own engine. |
| I have many favorite songs. But lately, I’ve been listening to The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face by Roberta Flack a lot. And don’t think take my word for it. Just listen to how beautiful it is. https://youtu.be/VqW-eO3jTVU?si=ftsR_GtEBPB-v2-S |
| Today is the most special day of your life. |
| We’re getting you out of the Flea Bag Inn for good. It’s not working out. That’s a non-negotiable ultimatum. Maybe 2022 |
| Sunny does imitations of people. She’s like Rich Little |
| Confucius say girl with skirt up run faster than boy with pants down. –Harry K |
| Thankfully, we get more secure of ourselves as we get older. The angst of my 20s and 30s is over. It was great fun, but I’m glad to be 57. |
| The elasticity of the ass. –Uncle Mike |
| Why am I getting grouped in with the parcoonts? –Vincent Screnci |
| There are too many Vincents to remember Uncle Vince Cousin Vincent Vinnie Marinelli Vincent Screnci, Sr. |
| Memories are something you can’t take away from me. Unless I get dementia. –Ozzie |
| Be nice. It don’t cost nothin. — Angelo Dundee |
| Built like she was, she had the nerve to ask me if I planned to do her any harm. — Prince |
| Everything’s postponed until tomorrow! |
| The best part of the song Piano Man by Billy Joel, is the harmonica. |
| If you think art is stupid or unimportant, imagine your life without music. And, to prove my point, you could be the greatest mathematician in the world and you still cannot draw this…  |
| We’re not thin-skinned people –Billy |
| I don’t believe in any of it. None. |
| I could’ve taken Wilson apart that night. –Marlon Brando in On The Waterfront |
| She’ll keep you going for five days |
| If we agreed on everything, that wouldn’t be honest, would it? |
| Don’t get all migh and highty with me! –Ozzie |
| You lovebirds sicken me. |
| One clean punch. I can still knock out anyone with one clean punch. 2019 |
| Nobody gives a fuck. They’re all too busy living their own hum-drum lives. –Harry K |
| Whenever you’re having a bad day, always remember that you are the one who beat out 50 million other sperm cells and hit the egg. |
| Music is adrenaline and talent combined. |
| In the game of chess, the queen protects the king. –Megan T |
| Thank God for music! |
| Knowing when to exit is often the most important part of the evening. |
| To Denise– Thank you for not hiding the wine tonight! 2018 |
| Have fun livin baby. Cause dyin is a pain in the ass. –Frank Sinatra |
| We’re too loud to have an open porch. |
| How on earth has Hooters escaped the sexual harassment wave so far? Seems like an incubator for lawsuits just waiting to hatch. Let’s have scantily-dressed, large-breasted women serve men booze while they’re watching football. Great idea! |
| Do you know how terrible it is to have to look for glasses in order to be able to see properly? |
| She forgot what I hired her to remember. |
| My irresistible charms make the panties fall off. –Ozzie |
| Completed my first two months at my new job today. Hit the floor this coming Tuesday. I deserve a pat on the back. 01/17/2025 |
| Apparently, what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas with you parcoonts, does it? |
| Parcoonts are hypocritical by nature. I agree. That’s a big part of the problem. |
| You aint laughing now, motherfucker! –Ozzie 01/24/2025 |
| She gave me the hooker eyes –Ozzie |
| An unfortunate reality is that so much is connected to financial success |
| Your outlook and perspective are the most important things |
| It’s good to not be in love. I’ll leave it at that |
| I’m a sucker for all the pretty girl songs |
| I’d lie for you –Bryan Adams |
| Don’t ever think you’re superior to me. |
| Just keep writing, Christian I am |
| She lit the lighter, looked at the flame, then back at me. It was time for my friends to leave. –Mark Chick |
| HER: Were you drinking? HIM: Take your clothes off. |
| February made me shiver –Don McLean |
| Monkey see, monkey do. And humans are essentially super intelligent monkeys. I agree. |
| I’m trying to preserve as much of it as I can. I’m a preservationist. : ) |
| Joseph is the emoji police. |
| Hey Rico, you’re a successful doctor, why do you do the stupid acting thing? Because I’m an artist, that’s why. –Rico Simonini |
| I’m gonna be 58 in 6 months It’s a good number. Jack Lambert wore 58  |
| Fuck her in the middle of the night. Women love that shit. –Melinda 12:27 AM 11/1/2020 |
| I’m not trying to impress anybody. That’s what’s good about being 58 and not 35. |
| Trollop is a good word. So is chiseler. |
| I’m going to Vegas with the Klemashes, what could go wrong? –Louie |
| Don’t give me the bullshit. –Harry K |
| Tomorrow is a new day. A new, beautiful day. Don’t forget that |
| I love ballads |
| We all try to maintain our composure |
| Fathers are underrated. |
| The guy who thinks he can and the guy who thinks he can’t are both right. |
| You don’t ever have to thank me –Joseph 1/31/2025 |
| Financial pressure is not fun pressure. |
| Joseph is a mensch. –Uzi, ‘It means the best person.’ Hebrew mensch /men(t)SH/ a person of integrity and honor. |
| Jack Nicholson is on the Mount Rushmore of actors |
| Agile is a good word He has a quick, agile mind. |
| Call me when you have no class –Rodney Dangerfield |
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